assbutt-in-the-garrison:

justxlosersxlikexme:

So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull

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frigdeandindy:

astudyinwho:

as i was walking home this group of eight year olds thought it would be funny if they all gave me the finger as i approached so i turned around and said “i’m telling your parents you did that” and they all simultaneously burst into tears and begged me not to tell on them. 

im not ashamed to say it was the highlight of adult life. 

oh my god I misread this as “eighty year olds”

(Source: houselannincester, via slavesofpassion)

When you were younger and a friend came round

sodamnrelatable:

The awkward first half hour of politeness:

The next couple of hours:

When their parents came to collect them:

“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”

 

(via nuhvurhmind)

If I want someone, they don’t want me. If someone wants me, I don’t want them. If we both want each other, they live in narnia or some shit.

sodamnrelatable:

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